Two asses in one underwear
Two asses in one underwear by Thimthim June 21, 2020
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alabama hole in one
The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.
alabama hole in one by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015
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Put all your poo in one sock
Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".
Put all your poo in one sock by MC-Australia February 8, 2008
get your shit in one sock
v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
get your shit in one sock by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
Eyeball in one
When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.
Eyeball in one by edudorb March 6, 2011
all of your eggs in one basket
Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.
'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.
'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.
1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!
2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.
2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.
all of your eggs in one basket by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
shit-hole in one
when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
shit-hole in one by jtizzles April 21, 2010