Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

Holster your sidearm by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

housered by mossman26 May 15, 2011

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

Holster by Dongo July 18, 2017

Double Breasted Holster 

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

Double Breasted Holster by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

histered 

means to hiss and mutter at the same time

The Ringwraith histered something.
The girl says "What did you say?"
He says "I just histered,sheesh

histered by Anonymous Annna November 2, 2011

hotdog holster 

Vagina

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.

hotdog holster by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009

Sausage Holster 

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

Sausage Holster by JAbstract October 8, 2011