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Hollis-Brookline High School

A "Blue Ribbon School" (whatever that's suposed to mean) located in Hollis, New Hampshire. Home of the cavaliers, it is attended by many rich and spoiled teens from the towns of Hollis and Brookline. There is a small handful of lower-middle class to poor students but they just get looked down on by everyone else. Most Hollis kids think that Brookline kids are poor hicks even though they're just slightly less rich than them. Most students live a sheltered life but the learning atmosphere is safe and well-suited for education. There are a few good teachers but most think their students are bad even though even the worst students at HB are better than the average kid at any other school. If you're rich, smart, and social this is the school for you.
Conversation at Hollis-Brookline High School
HB kid: So this summer I'm going to spend one week at my lake house and then its off to Paris!
Normal kid who just moved to town: Dude you have two houses? Thats wicked cool!
HB kid: I acutally have three.
Normal kid: Wow three!
HB kid: Wait, you only have one house? Hahaha what are you poor?
Normal Kid: No, actually i'm just normal
HB: I don't now anyone that doesn't have at least two! Haha
Normal kid: You're a fag!
HB kid: What's a fag?

Hollis Oklahoma 

A place where 13 year olds are what seniors want, most of them are pregnant. Crackheads wonder the streets freely while the cops will pull you over for going 1m over the speed limit. Where kids have sex with teachers. If you don't make a living selling drugs here than you proabbly work at the nursing home being a wanna be nurse. If you're not one of the rich assholes who own have the town than you are IRRELEVANT. Drama goes on for ages and ages, most women are single mothers, have a drinking problem, and think they are the hottest shit.
Hollis Oklahoma is know for teen pregnancy and drugs.
Hollis Oklahoma by LD2000 May 21, 2018

Hollis Dougharty's Shit 

The first words said when shit happened to you
1."Hollis Dougharty's Shit!" The bitch is insane.

Hollis bakie 

She likes to call samuel a Chairbag with me and don’t make her mad
Me: hollis bakie 😂

Her: noooo 😂
Hollis bakie by Impala__1967 April 8, 2022

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family
-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!
hollis brown by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

hollis-wallis

hollis-wallis by mateo April 16, 2003

Hollis-turds 

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'
"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"
Hollis-turds by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016