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cock herder 

A manwhore who has an insatiable appetite for the male genetalia. A man who herds cock through man on man sexual conquests.
After many trials and tribulations Troy became a master cock herder
cock herder by Bling Bling July 1, 2003

Queef Herder 

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.
His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.
Queef Herder by Stallonin April 8, 2009

terd herder 

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!
"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"
terd herder by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Dick Herder 

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.
Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that
Dick Herder by VEnvy November 27, 2010

crap herder 

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.
crap herder by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Bush Herder 

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.
This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.
Bush Herder by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016