Headline Porn 

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.

I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.

Headline Porn by GOGPshow March 10, 2020

hardliner 

1.)A straight edger who would beat you up for smoking a cigarette.

2.)A cokehead who does a rail waaaaaay too quick

Hardliner broke my jaw over my pack of squares, ya dig?

hardliner by dizzy mcfucktwat August 26, 2003

Headlines 

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

Headlines by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Headline 

A head of a newspaper story or article usually printed in large type and giving the gist of the story or article that follows

Hey guys,look what the headline says:Serial killer murdered 12 teenagers in one week.

Headline by BlackPohatu December 29, 2016

headline 

A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.

MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!

headline by oooh_shiny August 14, 2007

headlines headlines fuck it man 

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

headlines headlines fuck it man by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines 

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.

servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...

Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines by dulle0987 February 2, 2022