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hatch a deuce 

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever
Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?
hatch a deuce by HC Greenly December 7, 2006

Hatch One 

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
Hatch One by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

hatch a monster loaf 

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.
I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

hatch a melon 

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
hatch a melon by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
slang word for female anal opening as an alternative for the vagina
hatch 2 by 321supafly June 7, 2009

Hatch lizard 

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?
Hatch lizard by Mikee T September 19, 2006