Kitty Huffing

breathing in the kitty hair deeply to get the full feline effect.

"Hey man let's go do some kitty huffing"

by lipsticksmearedsuicidepumps October 13, 2008

Huffing

The act of inhaling fumes of a volatile liquid (paint thinner, acetone, gas...) to get high. This does not physically get you high, but works by decreasing oxygen to your brain, which makes you feel high. If you huff too hard and too much you can die, and the lack of oxygen kills brain cells. Effects of huffing include, but are not limited to:

- Dizziness
- Decreased motor coordination and balance
- High feeling/increased mood

If you want to try huffing, I wouldn't recommend it. It really doesn't get you high at all, what little high you do get only lasts about 15 minutes, and there are much better drugs with less bad effects, such as ecstasy or a lot of caffeine.

I ran out of weed, so I'm back to huffing again.

by 4 LIFE May 28, 2013

Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

by Tyney August 4, 2009

Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

Hiffing

A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.

"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.

by kpillow August 31, 2010

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020