To Humble 

(verb) To explain a simple fact, in even simpler terms, to a really thick person. This is often to degrade a person and to boost your social status by making you seem more clever than the idiot you just humbled.
A posh way of "telling someone" i.e. "he got humbled" posh version of "he got told."

I just humbled you in this definition. But since you are thick, I am going to humble you again and give you a simpler definition.

Guy 1: What's this random paper we got ages ago?
Guy 2: Let me humble you. That paper is our task for the exam that we will be sitting later today. The fact that you don't even know what the paper is about, proves you are going to inevitably fail this test.

To Humble by thagodfatha July 8, 2011

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.

1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

Humberside Headset by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009

Humboldt Burn 

(V) To smoke pot with no regard to conservation. To only burn and inhale the resin and hair off of a marijuana bud and then dispose of the remaining green matter.

"Ray had such quality and quantity that he would only "Humboldt burn" his weed.

Humboldt Burn by Tresfingers October 12, 2011

Humble Fuck 

1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.

1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.

Humble Fuck by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!

Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?

humboldt twist by humbytwister November 5, 2018

eat humble pie 

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

eat humble pie by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008