Humblism
Ancient religion formed circa 2021.
Paintings and writings found during archaeological excavations in late 2021 say that it was created by one man one late night with his homies out of sheer boredom. While the number of people following this religion has been dwindling due to the rise of Islam (and another very similar religion that shall not be named), analysts at GQ predict that Humblism will be the most practiced religion in the world by 2050.
Religious scholars across the Pacific Northwest are still working on deciphering those recently found writings so the teachings and practices of this religion are still unclear and vague. Fortunately, it is rumored that the founder of Humblism is still alive. It is said that those who need it in their lives, those who deserve it the most, and those who are not humble will be sought out by the founder himself and blessed with Humblism.
References:
wikipedia/Humblism
oxfordlearnersdictionaries/definition/english/humblism
pewresearch/fact-tank/2021/12/12/why-humblings-are-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religious-group/
Paintings and writings found during archaeological excavations in late 2021 say that it was created by one man one late night with his homies out of sheer boredom. While the number of people following this religion has been dwindling due to the rise of Islam (and another very similar religion that shall not be named), analysts at GQ predict that Humblism will be the most practiced religion in the world by 2050.
Religious scholars across the Pacific Northwest are still working on deciphering those recently found writings so the teachings and practices of this religion are still unclear and vague. Fortunately, it is rumored that the founder of Humblism is still alive. It is said that those who need it in their lives, those who deserve it the most, and those who are not humble will be sought out by the founder himself and blessed with Humblism.
References:
wikipedia/Humblism
oxfordlearnersdictionaries/definition/english/humblism
pewresearch/fact-tank/2021/12/12/why-humblings-are-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religious-group/
Example usage:
Example 1:
Bro 1: Bro you've heard of Humblism?
Bro 2: Nah bro tf is that.
Bro 1: Bro you need to check it out. It'll change your life.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Bro I just won the nobel prize in physics!
Bro 2: Bro stfu you need a dash of Humblism in your life.
Example 1:
Bro 1: Bro you've heard of Humblism?
Bro 2: Nah bro tf is that.
Bro 1: Bro you need to check it out. It'll change your life.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Bro I just won the nobel prize in physics!
Bro 2: Bro stfu you need a dash of Humblism in your life.
Humblism by Cameron789 January 9, 2022
