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guinea pig 

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!
guinea pig by your dog March 30, 2008
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Guineafrog

A rare species of cat which has been through a hard life of bullying (From fellow cats) and confusion..

the main features of this cat are :

-Fat... Extremly fat.

- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.
did you see that guineafrog?!
Guineafrog by Keeeey November 7, 2009
Deny or contradict a statement or fact
None could gainsay him though the results of his tests were conclusive.
gainsay by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Chad Ginsburg 

Guitarist in cKy and mixer/producer of all of cKy's records, including the die-hards only Volume Two (found on Amazon.com). Known for incredible stagejumps and retiring the "bitch toss". Answers questions asked by fans on their site in the section "Ask cKy."
Chad's got the full support of the cKy alliance behind him.
Chad Ginsburg by -Duckie- August 29, 2005

Grins and Giggles 

For the hell of it, what harm would it do, we might even benefit from it. I believe originated from military-speak.
"For grins and giggles, let's click on this icon and see where it take us."

"Hey, we've got some extra time...why don't you turn down that road for grins and giggles and see where it leaves"
Grins and Giggles by Prof XXX January 1, 2004

Guin-bag 

A Guinea Douchbag. An Italian so annoying that you can't decide whether to call him a Guinea or a Douchbag, so he's a Guin-bag. You can usually find them talking about working out or checking their greased back hair in anything that reflects.
Keith shakes his head every day at all the guin-bags getting off the Staten Island ferry.
Guin-bag by Itsnotnutella June 1, 2015