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grubenschnitzel 

Grubenschnitzel ist a pseudo-German word invented by Americans, because they thought this combination of words sounded funny and every American knows what 'Schnitzel' means. Literally translated it would mean something like 'pit cutlet' which makes no sense whatsoever. It has no meaning in Germany. It is unknown when this word started to become a fad.
'His mother is a grubenschnitzel.'

'Do you want some grubenschnitzel for breakfast? I made you some.'

'This grubenschnitzel is really pissing me off. Can't he shut up for one second?.'

'Hey, ask this German guy what 'grubenschnitzel' means!'
grubenschnitzel by nosnerruh August 31, 2014

Guberflyt 

An otherwise unemployable nosinfone, masquerading as a professional driver, typically double-parked with the motor running, often in a bikelane.
Damn guberflyts clogging traffic again
Guberflyt by bikemics February 13, 2020

gubernator 

A ruler or governor. From the Latin gubernatus.
Also, the helmsman or pilot of a boat.

This is a word from Roman times and was NOT coined for Schwarzenegger.
An example appears in a 19th century poem by Oliver Wendell Holmes, "Contentment" -

I'm very sure I should not care
To fill our Gubernator's chair.
gubernator by Baron Van Valin December 6, 2012

Charles Grubner 

Man 1: I'm real hungry. We should get some food.

Man 2: Yeah we should hit up TBell and get our Charles Grubner on.
Charles Grubner by CharlesGrubner August 24, 2009

grubering 

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.
grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

Gubernational 

1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.

2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
Gubernational by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010