Fun Goalie 

A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.

A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie

Fun Goalie by jackmehofff March 17, 2009

Darts Goalie 

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

Darts Goalie by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Goalie 

The guy in your office that can't score and makes damn sure you dont either.

Spence is a goalie everytime we go out.

Goalie by Dani Tristan September 19, 2005

goaties 

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

pull the goalie 

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

pull the goalie by angryvillager September 1, 2006

pulling your goalie 

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

pulling your goalie by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006

Goolies 

Noun:
1. Private parts
2. Family Jewels

"I kicked him in the goolies"

Goolies by Nav March 17, 2003