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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Related Words
Gaffing - Gaffing is a house party where everyone is chatting pure rhubarb off their titties on Class A’s OR full of naughty Ketamine
You gaffing tonight la? Is right bro, see you round the kitchen.
Gaffing by Gaffing January 3, 2018
(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.
Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.
gaffing by Giareze April 5, 2010
Gitfinger: 'to finger a git' (Git; a small furry animal usually found in the end of ones sock)
(preferably of the stinky variety)
"That window licker is a real Gitfingerer"
"I could really finger me a hot lookin Git!"
Gitfinger by Moothead February 14, 2012
The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.
I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.
Gifting by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

re-re-gifting 

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.
Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?
re-re-gifting by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010