mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

ring finger 

The 4th finger, between the middle finger & the pinky finger. On the right hand, it's where an engagement ring is worn. On the left hand it's where the wedding ring is worn.

Supposedly there's a vein from the ring finger directly to the heart! Hence that's where engagement & wedding rings are worn.

ring finger by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Fingerbangitis 

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

Fingerbangitis by I am Wolf June 23, 2014

got my finger on the trigger 

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!

Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

got my finger on the trigger by I, Wreckerrr September 7, 2020

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

fenge 

A word that toxic guys use when they wanna say peng but forget the correct pronounciation.

MF: You are fenge.
MF: Sugar, fenge. So fenge.

fenge by liviaurban November 14, 2020

Reddit finger 

A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.

"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"

Reddit finger by J.McCarthy May 22, 2022