Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronated the fume hood by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

fumbduck 

A fumb duck is a particularly stupid breed of dumbfuck. Its name comes from fucking up the insult 'you dumbfuck' where the insult obviously backfires.

Megan is a fumbduck.

fumbduck by Beepo_girl May 18, 2006

Fuged

To be stuck doing a job or monotonous task for longer than the normal or expected period of time. This especially applies within the field of architecture.

Oh man I was stuck rendering curtains until 3am last night, I got totally fuged!

Fuged by FugeLite May 7, 2011

Fused 

Fused means getting drunk, waved, tipsy, intoxicated, how you feel after a few beverages.

"Let's get FUSED tonight boys!"
"He got so FUSED at the party!"

Fused by ChimpMonk July 29, 2017

Meat Fumes 

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

Meat Fumes by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

Pre-fume 

When a women wears so much perfume you can smell it long before the she gets anywhere near you.

"That girl had on so much pre-fume you could smell her from across the street."

Pre-fume by I Am Warthog August 10, 2009

poo fumes 

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

poo fumes by gangstahippo January 2, 2013