Urban Fictioning

The act of adding a word to Urban Dictionary, preferably the name of a friend or foe, as a means to passive-aggressively express love or ridicule. The false definitions are easily noticed and look to be added by an adolescent teenage girl.

I can't stand Urban Fictioning!

Urban Fictioning by JellyTroll January 7, 2011

functioning homosexual 

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

functioning homosexual by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

Functioning Drug Addic 

Kennii G

“I’m not a drug addict, I’m a functioning drug addict”

Functioning Drug Addic by Jake Balinton March 5, 2022

Valentino Frictionis 

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

Valentino Frictionis by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

High Functioning Fool 

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things

Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."

High Functioning Fool by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023

functioning member of society 

men

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior

functioning member of society by schriss69 May 20, 2020

high-functioning neurotypical 

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

high-functioning neurotypical by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006