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flanneling 

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.
flanneling by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009
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Flabbering 

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.
I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.
Flabbering by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010

Flondering 

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)
Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"
Flondering by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Findering 

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.
Findering by Red283 August 1, 2016

Floundering 

Established Winter of '04. Used to describe the act of flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.
Floundering by Luis March 4, 2005

fleandering 

To wiggle and flail arms in such a way that you are the embodiment of a "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" at a car dealership, or a white man at a rave.
lol Bro look at that dude fleandering.

Fendering 

When you stick your weiner into a girls glizzyhole so hard that she cums within 5 seconds her gspot no longer exists
Fendering “Chloe Got Fendered by Tom at the party last night i heard the bed rocking from down the street
Fendering by A Man Who Likes Crackers September 30, 2020