fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

fingering the dog by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February 

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

No Fingering February by zirak September 9, 2010

fingering 

Position of the fingers, while playing musical instrument, for example on the guitar fretboard, or piano keyboard.

My music teacher taught me 5 ways of fingering

fingering by dildo777 October 20, 2018

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

fingering 

Fingering can be used to make a woman wet and horny before having sex, by rubbing a finger in her vagina. It may be safer to start with one finger only. It is also recommended to use a nail file to shape your nails before fingering a pussy, in addition to a lubricant or saliva from the woman, to prevent hurting the pussy.

You should start fingering my pussy now!

fingering by Find a Wingman June 15, 2020

Festering Cunt Sore 

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

Festering Cunt Sore by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

Air Fingering 

The act of giving a fingering gesture to women as you pass them, whilst making a squeeking noise as a suggestion of tightness.

Ben gave two 'birds' a good air fingering as we drove past. Leaving both birds confused yet satisfied.

Air Fingering by Clunge Bandito's June 25, 2009