Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby
Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
a test for intelligence in a partner, when the girl asks a tricky question during sex, and the guy has to answer correctly for the act to proceed.
Me: She put me to the During Test today, again.
Friend: What was it this time?
Me: She asked about having kids, and i said the wrong answer. She threw me out that instant.