drowning elephant 

When you take your scrotum and put it over a girls mouth and nose and hit her in the forehead with your penis. The noise she makes will sound like an elephant

I pinned her down and gave her a drowning elephant

drowning elephant by mike0501 September 15, 2015

drawing dead

a term used in poker when a player has no outs left.
no possibilities to win the pot.

you: AK
other guy: 45

flop: AAA

turn: doesnt matter, other guy cant win
river: doesnt matter, other guy cant win

this guy is raising while he's drawing dead.

drawing dead by Mazecraft November 10, 2008

Draining The Torpedo 

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

Draining The Torpedo by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

Drowning at work 

When you're swamped with a million different tasks and are struggling to keep up with the work load.

Our new ad campaign is set to launch in a couple of days - I'm drowning at work

Drowning at work by spookydooky April 22, 2011

Drawing Hands 

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

Drawing Hands by Minnexx January 31, 2020

Drowning in strange 

Drowning in men, having many relationships with many men.

Karl's definitely drowning in strange

Drowning in strange by Masterdwar October 16, 2022

drawing board 

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process

This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.

drawing board by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006