dicktits 

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.

dicktits by Bdamn December 19, 2010

DickTits 

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

DickTits by sdot91 August 18, 2010

Dicktits 

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

Dicktits by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

Dicktits 

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

Dicktits by Joej October 21, 2014

dicktits 

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

dicktits by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits 

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

dicktits by Hiva November 27, 2004

Dicktits 

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

Dicktits by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017