Crystal Wu 

Crystal Wu is a teacher at LSC. She is also called 'The Raper'.

Student A: Hey what lesson-

Student B: Raper Crystal Wu

Student A: Go stack your books

Crystal Wu by JohnMakFan March 14, 2021

got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

got crystal balls by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

crystal 

Crystal, a name for a beautiful girl. Inside and out. She acts tough on the outside, but is very soft on the inside. She’s very strong and emotional. She stays inside most of the time, but would actually love to go out exploring to find something new. She’s very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship, if she thinks you deserve it. She’s very careful on who she trusts and gets close to. If she gives you her friendship, cherish it. If she gives you her trust, cherish it. If she gives you her heart, CHERISH IT. She doesn’t care about what you’ve done in the past, only about what you do in the present. She’s very chill and down to earth. She’s very smart, loves reading, writing, gaming, anime. Very different from other girls. She’s conpletely honest and will always tell you the truth. She’s in love with the outdoors and wildlife. Her heart will literally shatter if she hears or sees, that an animal has died. Even if it isn’t her pet. If you break her trust and ruin your relationship with her, she will only give you a second chance, if she really thinks you’ll do good with it. Although, it will take a long time to regain her trust.

“I just meant this girl named Crystal. She’s absolutely lovely.”

crystal by reallovewillsaveyou February 9, 2019

Crystal Worshiper 

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.

Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.

Crystal Worshiper by jdrubadub May 13, 2010

Crystal Methin' 

Crystal Methin' = a word commonly used by chavs to describe something as good. Used by MC Devvo. Refers to methamphetamine, a highly potent illegal drug.

Woah, dik'ed that was fuckin crystal methin'!

Crystal Methin' by Matt Scheepers August 29, 2007

The Crystal Method 

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

The Crystal Method by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004

crystal light 

A flavored powder you add to water to make it taste splendid. Comes in a variety of flavors such as peach, lemonade, grapefruit, rasberry, etc... Most importantly makes a very fine alcoholic drink.

This peach crystal light really frolics with the vodka.

crystal light by pineapple mafia May 15, 2006