crazy cat man 

a man who 'collects' cats. he often steals them from young children. he often has sex with the cats once they are tied up. all around a nasty chap

dario is such a crazy cat man. have you seen all that cat semen on his bedroom floor

crazy cat man by tinytom December 14, 2006

Crazy cat lady

This woman is one of my favorite DIY influences. Shes my hero, she uses power tools on her dining table in earlier videos. From a womans perspective, to a handyman, she knows construction and engineering, the hydrodynamic waterflow to keep the whole multi story tanks breathable, as a life support system for fish, is cleaver. This crazy cat house project is so over the top. It looks amazing and she has the most pampered paws eeever. It's almost at the level of family intervention but her friend is obviously a cat lover as well.

I built a 10,000$ Dream cat house (aquariuminfo) youtube.com

This is almost definitive modern day crazy cat lady video.
"Can't hug every cat" (shmoyoho) eharmony dating video
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Crazy cat lady.

Crazy cat lady by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Cat Crazy 

When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.

Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.

Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.

Cat Crazy by Kit Carson July 21, 2010

cat-crazy 

Someone (stereotypically a girl) who is absolutely obsessed with cats. This person will generally spend more time with their cat than their actual friends( assuming they have any human friends). This person will also kiss other people's cats (regardless the relationship with person, a cat-crazy individual has no problem kissing and holding cats of people they just met minutes before). A cat-lover enjoys those"lolcats "photos and often talks to cats, honestly believing that they can communicate with cats. A cat-lover also spends a large amount of time talking to others about cats, takes approximately 750 photos of their own cat every 3 weeks, and owns numerous amounts of cat related paraphernalia (i.e. cat sweaters, cat figurines, cat mugs, etc).

1) Wow, Lindsey is so cat-crazy. She just got a new cat and she just loves it so much that she spends hours telling others about it and won't leave her apartment.

2) I'm worried Kalli might be getting cat-crazy, she is showing some signs because she was texting photos of her cat to someone....


3)Dude, watch out for that girl. I stole her cat figurine once and I did not realize how cat-crazy she was and she went ballistic and started yelling and cussing!

Well ya man, bitches be crazy.... cat-crazy.

cat-crazy by Oscarnuts March 14, 2009

Crazy ass cat 

Feline house pet that frequently behaves as though completely out of its mind and does wired and funny stuff.

Caramel kept swatting her paws up as if to grab my cigarette even though I'm still petting her. Crazy ass cat!

Crazy ass cat by CatLady8038 November 3, 2018

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

catching the crazy turkey by Stargazerone December 13, 2014