break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

break your crayons by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012

go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.

"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"

go hard in the crayons by acarnz April 27, 2012

Crayonica 

Usually insulting someone's intelligence. "Not the brightest crayon in the box are ya"

Be careful, Crayonica is working on that.

Crayonica by Wabisuke lion May 13, 2016

Carsonism 

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

Carsonism by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

Crayonize

The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

Crayonize by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Breaks my crayons 

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad

Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."

Breaks my crayons by UD sentences September 3, 2012

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

cursing with crayons by von groovy August 4, 2017