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Coma-cumming 

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.
Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.
Coma-cumming by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010
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coma mierda 

Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."

Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
"Coma mierda, puta." ("Eat shit, bitch.")
coma mierda by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018

coma dick 

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.
Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
coma dick by ol blue November 3, 2015

Coma-mare 

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.
I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.
Coma-mare by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017

Coma Head 

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!
This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!
Coma Head by 294 July 11, 2009

coma couch 

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
coma couch by whydee November 6, 2012