Cloak Time

Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.

"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"

Cloak Time by StanLovesStarWars October 3, 2007

Cloak the Captain 

To put a condom on one's penis.

Hangon, baby, let me just cloak the captain...

Cloak the Captain by Gradient January 22, 2005

cloak fucker 

someone who either dresses up in a cloak and jacks off, has sex in it, or literally fucks a colak

hey Charles, that cloak you have in your room has some dried up cum stains on it, are you a cloak fucker????

cloak fucker by doodash February 21, 2009

Cloak-and-dagger society

What modern Russia has become under Putin.

A cloak-and-dagger society inevitably leads to a bloody conclusion: The French Revolution. Very rarely will it lead to anything else.

Cloak-and-dagger society by Uncle Dimma February 25, 2023

cloak and dagger 

A radio program on AM 640 based in Toronto which covers a potpourri of conspiracy theories. Hosted by two men calling themselves Lenny Bloom and Sleeper. With the exception of SOME thing they say about the NWO and JFK assassination, nothing that these 2 jokers put out can be taken seriously.

"The Queen of England is a reptilian. The twin towers were not hit by planes but cruise missles loaded with holograms" - Lenny Bloom

"God I hate this show sometimes" - Sleeper

See cloakanddagger.ca for more bullshit.

cloak and dagger by anonymous December 19, 2003

cloak the noises 

sex playlist that blocks out the moans

yo put on dat cloak the noises shit
k dawg

cloak the noises by printfhelloworld March 12, 2016

Cloak and paper 

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.

Cloak and paper by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020