Hold my clipboard 

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

Hold my clipboard by J *Star November 27, 2017

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. 

A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.

Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. by JustKat July 6, 2022

Clipboard of Power 

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".

Line up your pencils everyone! Here comes Snottynose Snivelson with his Clipboard of Power.

Clipboard of Power by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

clipboarding 

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

clipboarding by mossyrock February 15, 2015

Clipboard Whistle

Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.

"Easy there Clipboard Whistle", no need to over plan this.

Clipboard Whistle by vbjunkie October 24, 2008

clipboard surfer 

The slacker job.

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."

clipboard surfer by geezitron November 13, 2009

clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

clipboard holder by elle3000 February 5, 2012