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Careless asshole
1) A person who intentionally likes being an asshole and is also careless.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
1) "Man did you see that guy? He is such an asshole, but he's also very careless about his surroundings. Heard he almost got hit by a car once because he wasn't paying attention to the road."
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
Careless asshole by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2019
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Carelyn
A girl who is really pretty with a nice body and a big ass . her name can often get confused with Carolyn . most boys will come after carelyn . she is a really kind person she gets along with alot of people .
If she is in a relationship she takes it really serious because she feels like she can be replaceable with any other girl . she is one of the very loyal people u will ever meet even if ya seen each other for 1 minute if she knows u expect her to be very loyal . but she expects the same from others too . she has a really hard time forgiving others who already hurt her and if she dose forgive u is because she really loves u .
She is also a really childish person at times but when it time to get serious she dose . She is really popular.
But carelyn has another side where she can be really mad at u and if you piss her off she will come at your life . she's really talkative but she also has the has witch I suggest u don't piss her off .
If she is in a relationship she takes it really serious because she feels like she can be replaceable with any other girl . she is one of the very loyal people u will ever meet even if ya seen each other for 1 minute if she knows u expect her to be very loyal . but she expects the same from others too . she has a really hard time forgiving others who already hurt her and if she dose forgive u is because she really loves u .
She is also a really childish person at times but when it time to get serious she dose . She is really popular.
But carelyn has another side where she can be really mad at u and if you piss her off she will come at your life . she's really talkative but she also has the has witch I suggest u don't piss her off .
Carelyn by Emily rivera July 7, 2017
careless beekeeper
careless beekeeper by vinnny August 18, 2006
careless whisper
when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) I suppose there could be a careless howler
when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. That's how we do.
careless whisper by adambalder September 30, 2007
Careless Whisper
When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael
I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.
Careless Whisper by The_hard_truth June 6, 2020
Careless Whisper
When you're about to ejaculate, you go whisper in your partner's ear then jizz all over their face! Awesome!
I gave her a Careless Whisper...
(About to cum...)
"Ohhh let me whisper something in your ear...."
"O.K...."(all turned on)
Then before you put your mouth to her ear you jizz all over her face!
"Oh I'm sorry, Whamy...." lol
(About to cum...)
"Ohhh let me whisper something in your ear...."
"O.K...."(all turned on)
Then before you put your mouth to her ear you jizz all over her face!
"Oh I'm sorry, Whamy...." lol
Careless Whisper by haydiddy February 5, 2010