American Canyon 

A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening

American Canyon Cops:
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?

cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!

American Canyon by Thetruth5546 October 7, 2011

Canyon Lake Middle School 

The most mediocre school ever. The principal is Gay and says nothing but “GET TO CLASS!” Every grade acts ghetto but isn’t, and most of the math teachers are ass.

Ryan: Have you heard of Canyon Lake Middle school?

Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?

Ryan: Yes

Canyon Lake Middle School by Factzzz November 4, 2019

canyz 

canyz is a word which was made up by mixing the full name initials of two soulmates who met through the internet and are separated by distance so itcould be used by people to describe or refer to their soulmates who are currently separated by distance.

*on facetime*
"you're my canyz"
"hopefully I won't be anytime soon"

canyz by nxy.az January 26, 2021

Willow Canyon High School 

The most badass school in the entire Dysart District. It is a requirement to carry a gun to enter the campus.

Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.

The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.

One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.

Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."

Willow Canyon High School by Twat Destroyer May 10, 2018

Meat Canyon's Law 

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.

Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.

Meat Canyon's Law by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021

Grand Canyon 

Big expandable pussy that can fit numerous dicks inside.
Stretched pussy

Lady: He is small
Man: Maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the Grand Canyon

Grand Canyon by tl December 25, 2003

Temescal Canyon High 

A school with miss judged kids who get rumors
Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.

Temescal Canyon High is wack and only matters for 4 Minuscule Years where kids just want to fit in, and in the end it doesn’t matter. P.S all public schools are the same so don’t go thinking you can leave to anywhere and it’ll be better.

Temescal Canyon High by Fruit roll up June 11, 2018