Cancún Ted

"Cancun Ted" refers to the sleazy U.S. Senator from Texas, who in February 2021 took his family on vacation to Cancun, Mexico, while a severe winter storm left millions of his constituents in Texas without power, heat, and water.

When the going gets tough, you can count on Cancún Ted Cruz not to be there for his constituents. Instead, he will be on a beach in Mexico sipping a piña colada.

Cancún Ted by LaughingAloud January 18, 2026

slut of cancun cantina west 

Is a specific thick sexy girl who enjoys picking up and fucking a lot of black guys there on ladies night.

Someone who fucks guys in the parking lot.
or Blow guys outside or in the bathroom.

Did you see S.Jane last nite. She Fucked a guy upstairs, and then sucked 5 guys in the bathroom. she is the slut of cancun cantina west.

slut of cancun cantina west by cancunfuck July 10, 2009

Royal Cancun 

After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.

I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.

Royal Cancun by Nicholus April 19, 2007

1-2-3 Cancun 

The chant that a sports team, usually in the NBA, does when they get bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. Reserved for teams that gave up during the series in which they were eliminated.

Guy 1: "Did you see the end of that game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, a couple players huddled up and chanted 1-2-3 Cancun right before the scrubs came in."

1-2-3 Cancun by wilkjr June 19, 2021

go to Cancun 

To avoid doing your job, or to escape an undesirable situation in which you will be required to do work.

Texas had no water and 8 people died of freezing temperatures, so Ted Cruz decided to go to Cancun away from the nasty Poors and all of his suffering citizens.

This teach-in sucks. Wanna go to Cancun?

go to Cancun by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip 

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

Riding the Cancun cannonball

Verb-to chug a keg while riding on a mechanical bull and getting head

Trey-Dude! I was so trashed last night...
Not Trey- Bro, were you riding the Cancun cannonball?
Trey & Not Trey- Yeaaaaahhh MONEY!

Riding the Cancun cannonball by George Bromero October 6, 2010