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Because it's Call of Duty 

The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.
1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.

captain's call 

Extraneous exercise of authority. An independent decision made, usually by a junior member of management with minimal input from line staff and even less influence by executive directive. Such decisions are often unpopular and counter productive, although they can on rare occasion be beneficial to the organization.
Employee #1: Hey, what happened to casual Fridays? I was looking forward to dressing down for a day.
Employee #2: Cancelled, business attire required.
Employee #3: But why? We've always had designated dress down days.
Employee #4: I don't know girl, ask your supervisor. He made the call.
Employee #5: Yeah right- a captain's call.
captain's call by JaiKwaan March 3, 2015

Schrodinger's cable theorem 

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.
Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

governor's call

n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.

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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.

Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.

And just who would the "governor" be in this case?

I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
governor's call by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

It's just easier to call you stupid 

A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.
Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.

Mike: No it is longer.

Joe: Nuh uh!

Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'" 

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"