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Channing Tatum Syndrome 

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
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clanging 

clanging is when you clang something multiple times
he couldn't stop clanging the gongs
clanging by aphmautimeboiiiiiiii January 15, 2019

Channing Tatum 

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...
Channing Tatum by 0486 June 7, 2007
To get a flyer
Leave early
Do nothing
Claim 10 hours
"The canning is on"
Canning by Hammy1 April 10, 2012
Drinking an alcoholic beverage, out of a can, at your pleasure.
*3:37 AM*
Owen on his balcony yells "WHOOOOO'S CANNNING ?!?"

Canners from each house on the street run out to their balcony and crack their own can.

*9:26 AM Saturday *

Andrew stumbles to the fridge, takes snap chat with his beer with caption "Who is Canning?!?"
Canning by Huge Canner June 26, 2019

Canning on 

To participate in or continue a heavy drinking session, particularly involving drinking of beer from cans.
Are we heading home or canning on?
Canning on by Wendell2 August 5, 2008
spend my days canning walls and sidewalks bitch
canning by Angelacia July 19, 2007