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He makes you smile for no reason! You have never just randomly smiled until you've met him! You love that! You feel so happy when you talk and you've never felt that way before! You don't know what it is that makes him so special but he is. You won't remember what life was like before you started talking but you know that it would be pretty shitty if you lost him! He gives you little butterflies that you just can't get rid of because he's just so damn cute!
Shelby: Brenden, my favorite thing about you is how you make me feel inside!
Brenden: Awe I love you!

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Brenden by shelbs._.jaye June 1, 2018
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dirty brenden 

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.
Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"
dirty brenden by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

Pulling a Brenden Urie 

(v.) When singing a long note, as if there is no tomorrow. Like the lead singer of Panic! At The Disco, Brenden Urie.
Caitlin: Yesterday, I was pulling a Brenden Urie!
Marina: No, you didn't.
Caitlin: How would you know!
Marina: I was there!
Caitlin: Oh.
Marina: Yeah. FAIL.
An amazing human being. Even if he’s a lil’ broken, you will love him to the end.

Generally very cute and a redhead.
“Who’s that?”
Oh that’s my boyfriend, Brenden”♥️
Brenden by Delysiaf November 14, 2018

The Brenden 

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.
"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."
The Brenden by ZdaRM October 16, 2011
1. really fast, usually used to describe a car.
That McLaren F1 is brenden! It can lap an F1 car
brenden by 5'1"Racer May 22, 2004

Brandoned 

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
Brandoned by Wh88 November 22, 2009