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Bowserism 

A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.

1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.

2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.

3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.

4) Every man has sinned.

5) There are two paths from which to choose.

6) There is always time to change paths.

7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.

8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.

9) Do not lie.

10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.

11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.

12) Forgive others their errors.

13) Two wrongs do not make a right.

14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
Bowserism by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007

Drew Bowkering 

drinking copious amounts of alcohol in the absence of friends; getting drunk excessively by oneself
"Dude, Sam was Drew Bowkering so hard last night. He texted me drunk as shit. What a pussy

boogeringest 

creating more boogers than all others
That sandstorm yesterday made you the boogeringest dog I've ever seen.
boogeringest by Danger Dave April 29, 2004
To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.
Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....
Bonering by MAhCuk November 21, 2016

Bondering 

Bonding and wondering about your relationship with someone.
I was just bondering w/ this native chick last night. I think she's my new favorite person.
Bondering by psilocyclops May 8, 2019

Sunday bothering 

1. To disturb or anger, especially by minor irritations;

2.a. To make agitated or nervous; fluster.
b. To make confused or perplexed; puzzle.

3. To intrude on without invitation or warrant; disturb.

These meanings are then increased in annoyance/anger/disturbance etc. due to the fact it is a Sunday.

Sunday is meant to be a day of rest and so even the mere thought of being bothered on this day send shivers down the spine.
"Why do you feel the need to disturb me today. This is A true Sunday bothering!" said Witek
Sunday bothering by Top botherer February 19, 2014