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Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.
I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.
Blob by unofficially October 27, 2016
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"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.
If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.
blob by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
a disporportioned person
Becky, what a blob!
blob by who are we? February 6, 2010
Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.
1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.
Blob by IamPANDAMAN September 2, 2016
its a blob
omg its a blob!
blob by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023
1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.
"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"
Blob by w00t123 May 12, 2010