Blitzkrieged 

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

Blitzkrieged by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

Blitzkrieging 

Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."

Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."

Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."

Blitzkrieging by Shambles299 June 30, 2010

blitzkrieged 

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

blitzkrieged by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

blitzkrieged 

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

blitzkrieged by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

blitzkrieg 

A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.

"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."

blitzkrieg by tonycapone September 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg 

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.

Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.

Blitzkrieg by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011

Bukkake Blitzkrieg 

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.

Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples

Bukkake Blitzkrieg by AsianFetus March 10, 2022