beefing

From the episode "Laundry" from Jake and Amir. When two guys hang out and start crying. Amir does this often around Jake for no apparent reason.

Amir - Look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies. Heh, everybody turn back, don't look at us. Two dudes, two grown men, just sharing a beef.
Jake - What's a beef?
Amir - We're beefing right now!
Jake - No we're not.

beefing by boxmanforpresident January 22, 2012

beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

beefing the banana tree by silas santos! June 15, 2010

Motor Beering 

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

Motor Beering by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

Jay Beeing 

The art of telling a physically impossible story just because...

I'm Jay Beeing

Jay Beeing by Robbie Roberto May 17, 2015

Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).

"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"

Lloyd Beefing by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011

Upper Beeding 

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

Upper Beeding by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

beeping the horn 

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

beeping the horn by Phinton April 6, 2008