Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

Battered mars bar by Chandave June 16, 2016

bartered 

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

bartered by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021

corn-battered hotdog 

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

corn-battered hotdog by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

battered 

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

battered by Valarafon June 22, 2004

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

Beer Battered by David From Austin October 1, 2007

Baxtered

To get caught masturbating in school; specifically in a recording room or bathroom.

Aaron: Did you hear about Brandon?
Matt: Yea, I heard he got Baxtered in the bathroom by his music teacher
Aaron: Haha yea, smh....

Baxtered by bluewaffle bukkake May 19, 2010

Baltered 

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

Baltered by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011