Attemptress 

Noun. A female who is adept at attempting something without ever really succeeding.

Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress.

She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.

Attemptress by Prolixity January 21, 2010

attempty 

A failed attempt.

Charlie made an attempty to utilize the verb attempty.

attempty by Mrs. Paul Wesley ;) July 7, 2011

attemptation 

The attempt of tempting another.

1. Attemptation always makes me swing one way or the other.
2. Being the master of attemptation that he is, he drew me back into the room without my consent or my refusal.

attemptation by takeachance July 30, 2005

Do not attempt 

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

Do not attempt by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008

Attempting to be funny and random 

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

Attempting to be funny and random by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random 

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

Attempting to be funny and random by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Attempt 77 

The best run Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) had in Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, a difficult version of Pokemon Emerald.

Twitch viewer: This is the run!
Jan: That's what we said about Attempt 77...

Attempt 77 by Tritonist June 9, 2021