musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

musical attention defficit disorder by K!tah76 April 5, 2009

Facebook Attention Whore 

Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.

Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.

Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."

Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"

Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.

Facebook Attention Whore by Hughes81 June 23, 2011

Attention Bi 

A person who claims to be bisexual for attention. These people can usually be seen making-out etc. with the same sex in social events like parties.

She's never even physical with a girl unless someones watching damn attention bi!

Attention Bi by rachel December 27, 2003

Attention Lesbian 

A female typically in High School who claims she is a lesbian for the sole purpose of getting attention. Possibly due to the lack of attention received at home, Attention Lesbians feel the need to pretend they are gay in order to become popular and get talked about.

Person 1: Did you hear Lisa is dating that girl?
Person 2: Yeah but she is an attention lesbian.

Attention Lesbian by TheRealist1 October 20, 2010

attention-whore

A person who's willing to do something extremely drastic just for all eyes to be on them.

"Did you see how stacy cut all her hair off?"
"What an attention-whore."

attention-whore by Teh Shit February 5, 2008

target cart attendant 

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!

CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.

target cart attendant by Rikers Beard September 1, 2008

Elin acted courageously 

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.

Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

Elin acted courageously by blabbidy January 9, 2010