Antique Dome 

When an elderly women gives you extremely wet most of the time toothless oral sex.

Kari's grandmother gives antique dome all the time.

Antique Dome by dmillions2013 September 11, 2012

antique show 

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

antique show by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Antique Ladder 

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

Antique Ladder by botcabbage June 20, 2020

antique fishtank 

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

antique fishtank by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021

Antique Blumpkin 

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

Antique Blumpkin by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

antique farm equipment 

also see black child

antique farm equipment

antique farm equipment by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023

prison soap antique 

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

prison soap antique by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006