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Pull a Chris 

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you
Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude
Pull a Chris by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Pull A Chris 

When shit isn't going your way, so you throw a giant hissy fit and storm off like a lil bish
Man, remember the time Hillary decided to pull a Chris after Trump whooped her ass in the election?
Pull A Chris by Xander2018 December 1, 2018

Doing a Chris Brown 

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a car without any context what so ever
Pulling a Chris by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

Doing a Chris 

This is where you be extremely toxic (generally because you are bad at something), then blame your toxicity on someone else and still continue to be toxic
Yesterday, I beat my friend at a game so he started Doing a Chris
Doing a Chris by MMOChris415 February 11, 2018