January 17 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 17 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 17 

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

January 17 by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

january 17 

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

january 17 by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

January 17 

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

January 17 by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

January 17 

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

Heres an apple.January 17

January 17 by What.does.this.day.mean January 17, 2021

January 17 

The day to worship your emo friends

“Omg you must be born on January 17 you are so emo”

January 17 by Quitsmushroom March 13, 2022

January 17 

National talk to ur crush day

Jennifer:omg it’s January 17th
Zack:wht does tht mean

Jennifer:national talk to ur crush day duhhhh

January 17 by D4NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII January 15, 2023