sarcasm 

When one says something, but usually means the opposite.
Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.

Betty: June hi! how are you today?
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*

sarcasm by Hannah Forster June 8, 2007

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult a stupid person without them realizing

He just insulted Bob with sarcasm

Sarcasm by Don't Eat Me Daddy June 23, 2017

sarcasm 

God's gift to man.
Incredibly humourous if used correctly.

sarcasm:

Billy-"Is sarcasm really God's gift to man?"
Me-"No, I just said that for no reason. F-nugget."

sarcasm by ;klajd;jka April 9, 2006

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

Sarcasm by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

*Sarcasm* 

Sometimes added on the end of a written statement that is meant to be sarcastic, especially online. Sarcastic text can often be misunderstood since the reader cannot find an inflection or other indications of sarcasm.

Variants include -Sarcasm-, ~Sarcasm~, =Sarcasm=, <Sarcasm>, etc.

Ladiezzman29: dude don't fuckin mess i have all these ladiez in my bed rite now jusst waitin for me to come

DevotedRationale: Of course. We all know how you're such a huge pimp. *Sarcasm*

*Sarcasm* by ShAdOwZ March 16, 2009

sarcasm 

Noun. A very British form of humour which derives laughs from saying something while really meaning something else. Often (though not always, contrary to popular belief) used in scathing remarks.

The word 'Sarcasm' is derived from a Greek word meaning 'tearing flesh', which is why sarcastic vegetarians are so ironic.

See also irony.

Bob: I saw 'The Others' on DVD the other day.
Dave: Oh, cool. That movie wasn't over-rated and shitty at all!
Bob: ...Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.
Dave: ...Fuck you.

sarcasm by Brian the Goldfish April 9, 2005

sarcasm 

The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."

sarcasm by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014