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The scariest and most powerfull creature ever. The yak is also known as "the one we do not speak of". It stands 8 ft tall and weighs over 400 lbs. It can consume a full grown man in one bite.The YAk is made by crossbreeding Ms. Brix and a mongolian YAK. The only way it can be destroyed is by duncan wielding a pick axe.
THE YAK just ate an entire platoon of green berets
THE YAK by pankration October 23, 2007
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Annual Shaving of the Yak 

When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.
She took place in the annual shaving of the yak.
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Hit the Yak 

Jerry I’m going to hit the yak today l
Hit the Yak by Sid Squid November 27, 2018

jumbo yak 

A girl of certain age, who wishes to lose weight but isnt really fat, but is called a jumbo yak to make her feel not good about herself and usually is also used to name her quality of talking tooo much and being very gullible. they are ussually named cynthia, or cynthia
Mira Homes!!!! theres dat jumbo yak the one that got into your ranfla!!! ehh take her to the yak in the box pa que trage las hatch browns por the first time
jumbo yak by joey-san June 10, 2007

Yakking (Yak) 

Cody was at work yakking (Yak) away with his cup
Yakking (Yak) by nate8811 May 12, 2011

Budding Yak 

A penis hidden within outrageously long pubes, so it appears it is a large, furry animal with a small head peaking out.
Girl 1: Jesus, his pubes were like a foot long, I swear.
Girl 2: A real Budding Yak, huh?
Budding Yak by Dr. Profbogeman April 17, 2009
yo bro, the rivers lookin fresh, you tryin to yak?

thats one headie yak you got there headie bro.
to yak by BrettFavre August 2, 2009