broom-petting level 

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

broom-petting level by lar snort September 14, 2019

savannah pattison 

A chick who wont let you die first and will make sure she dies before you die.

I wanna die first but savannah pattison wont let me

savannah pattison by UwURaglu February 9, 2020

Chia Petting 

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

Chia Petting by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

Mini Pattison 

A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans

Logan Farris is a Mini Pattison, TASM Tard and Mcutard who is willing to stop at nothing and said he'll sacrifice his own family for Matt Reeves and Marc Webb and thinks 300, Watchmen, Dawn Of The Dead and Man Of Steel are bad without even watching them and thinks he's a good noteworthy godlike Movie Critic and btw Movie Critic aren't that much valued thanks to Rotten Tomatoes who take Bribes and write Wrong Reviews

Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else

Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America

Mini Pattison by The Vigilante April 4, 2021

samantha_pettigrew111 

Cameron apologist so she is valid she ships Cameron x Alex (me) and she is the only enfp and enneatype 5 that is valid

Cameron:i love Alex so much

Samantha_pettigrew111: my fav couple!!!

samantha_pettigrew111 by Cameronismyalpha September 1, 2021

Jacob Petti 

a whole ass bitch who won’t download rec room

damn you totally acting like jacob petti rn

Jacob Petti by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

Jacob Petti 

a bitch ass nigga who won’t download rec room

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn

Jacob Petti by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022