dragon swinger 

Where a unicorn (female) enjoys having sexual relationships with both male and female of a couple. A Dragon enjoys sexy with both male and female of a couple in the swinger world.

My husband and I Enjoy meeting Dragon Swinger at the local swing club so he can pleasure us both sexually.

dragon swinger by Sargent Major Swinger January 25, 2017

daylight saving time 

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.

Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?

daylight saving time by dniymfm March 13, 2010

Vine Swinger

racial slur for a black person.

"There are many Vine Swingers in the NBA."

Vine Swinger by Ironmike2018 December 20, 2005

Angry swinging Ape 

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

Angry swinging Ape by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007

Pipe Swinging Niggas

A group of wild Hood Niggas that do the DIRTY WORK. They are hardcore and don't give a fuck about how they get the Job Done.
These are the type of Niggas that come after people with GUNS, HOUSE HOLD TOOLS, and a BLOW TORCH.

Dis' punk as bitch mothafucka fucked me over on my money so i sent some PIPE SWINGING NIGGAS like Face, Hearse, Stump, and Snake his way to take care of him fo' me.

Pipe Swinging Niggas by Artie Mables March 18, 2009

J.D. Salinger 

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

J.D. Salinger by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Fuck me swinging 

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.

Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"

Fuck me swinging by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006