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Winston Steam Chapel 

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.
"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"
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Dave Chappelle 

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!
"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"
Dave Chappelle by Midnight November 29, 2004
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Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

Chappelling 

(verb) - Having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. One may say that they're "really killing it right now, guys" or that "this is fine, everything is fine" when it is indeed the exact opposite.
You know you're Chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharmacology and your charging cord lights on fire.
Chappelling by TheERSlimShady October 5, 2016

Chapped asshole 

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

chapstick challenge 

Buying one tube of chapstick and committing once it finally runs out.
I would do the chapstick challenge, but i’m afraid i’ll lose it before it runs out.

secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.
My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.