NHS MASSAGE 

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

NHS MASSAGE by James Sandoe September 5, 2018

Monkey Massage 

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

Monkey Massage by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

agave boon massage 

An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.

"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"

agave boon massage by sarlco July 22, 2014

text massage 

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

text massage by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011

front massage 

Hi chance.A front massage is when a male, or mostly a female wants the front of her body massaged sexually or non-sexually. She wants her breasts,nips,thighs and kitty massage to have an orgasm or feel happy. Make you you use your tongue.

Me:I sure do wish somebody can front massageme.
Guys:I can do it.Would you like whip cream or caramel?
Me:Both.

front massage by BigBootyQueen1906 March 9, 2016

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

tongue massage expert by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Internal Massage 

Another term for fingering - originates in a role playing act in which the male acts as a "naughty" massage therapist and the female lays on her stomach, acting as a client.

First he started by massaging my shoulders then he gave me an internal massage!

Internal Massage by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes April 19, 2008