the dog ate it 

Worthless excuse, hiding you were to lazy to do what you were supposed to do.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Pupil: "The dog ate it"

the dog ate it by Casman May 23, 2004

catch the fish that ate him 

Do a complete and thorough job.

Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'

Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

catch the fish that ate him by DasImperator October 26, 2008

so i ate it and it was good 

Used to indicate that someone has just told a very long and/or pointless story.

Amanda: "So my dad did not eat his burrito and I dont know why. Anyway I forgot the point of this story"

Erin: "So I ate it and it was good"

All: HAHAHAHAHA

so i ate it and it was good by Jane Tawney April 24, 2008

The minutiae that ate my life. 

All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.

"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."

The minutiae that ate my life. by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010

you thought you ate that 

when what somebody said or did lame or corny asf, and they unaware of that fact

1.

white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
2.

coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that

you thought you ate that by stellaohlala July 28, 2022

the jason ate whore 

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

the jason ate whore by Master evil December 17, 2008

you thought u ate

some stupid shit that ghetto hoe bitches made up

stupid bitch : uhmm u thought u ate
regular person : oh u one of them, stupid bitch

another regular person : whats is “ you thought u ate”
regular person : some stupid shit that ghetto hoe bitches made up

you thought u ate by real gansta nigga January 19, 2022